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"Calling Dr. Elmer Fudd To The E.R...."
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Elmer whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sam is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
A silence follows...and then a shot is heard.
Elmer's voice comes back on the line: "Okay...now what?
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A Wife Dies
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," sai d the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
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Little Johnny
Johnny, six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," Johnny answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," Johnny answered.
Johnny had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," little Johnny replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
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.................... ~J.M.Piper/Drum
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I love your pics. The ones of the ghost ship is awesome. They would be good backgrounds/wallpapers but the deviant art simbol is in the way. I dont wanna look at it. you are quite the amazing artist though.
Thanks again for the comment and I'm glad you can see my point of why the watermark is there! Take care!
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